Beards gone guys. Before and after
hello small feathered things i am a baby elephant it is nice to meet you may we shake noses?
you are friend
i like you smile
smile human smile i love you
Passive Bumper Stickers [collegehumor]
My favorite thing about this article is that the “How’s my driving” phone number actually works.
It’s true! Call the number!
gayest sport on earth
somebody’s obviously never heard of turkish oil wrestling
OH MY GOD I AM CRYING
you have not LIVED until you’ve seen live Turkish oil wrestling.
why is he putting his hand in his pants
That’s how you win. By securing a grip on the “kisbet” (the special type of pants the wrestlers wear) and then pinning the opponent is how victory is achieved. The loser will then kiss the victor’s hand as a sign of respect and admiration.
that sport was so made up as an explanation for two guys getting caught going at it
they oil each other up
im crying here
This post literally gets gayer each time it appears on my dash. What the fuck?!?! This is like the most elaborate act that ever required a constant “no homo” to be chimed.
:’) also nobody says “no homo” anymore but people my age and younger w/no sense
The best thing I ever bought was a banana costume for my dog. Hands down. It shames her so I put it on when we expect new people to come to our house and it keeps her from being crazy. She just stands there.
Good reminder that every expert started out as an amateur
The hobo later learned the actual meaning of the phrase, but ultimately decided that his way was much more awesome.